🚨 SYSTEM WARNING 🚨
🚧

Warning: Extremely Distracted Developer at Work 🚧

I could've made a normal "Hello World" page... BUTT...

“I'm literally building a website for someone I have a crush on. Why would I waste the opportunity?” 😏

So yes...

This entire website is partially your fault.

(I mean, how could I not? You're easily the sweetest, most adorable fox on Twitch. 🦊💕)

I know I could’ve just sent a simple message in chat or Discord...
But you deserve something special. Something made just for you. ✨

So now you have two options:
1. Pretend you didn't see this and go back to streaming.
2. Admit that this is the sweetest / most unhinged confession someone has ever made for you. 😳

Either way...
I think you owe me a VC now. I’d love to get to know you for real. ;)

Come say hi. 💬
NOOOOO 😭
You were warned.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

SMO HAS ALMOST
KILLED ELIAS

EXCLUSIVE • TOTALLY REAL • DEFINITELY NOT MADE UP

📰 Incident Report

After an extended and completely unnecessary amount of button pressing...

Current Status:
“Elias is still alive. Barely.”

🩸 Current Condition

Almost dead. Hard. Panicking. And an absolutely unreasonable amount of pressure.

🩸 Last Known Words

“SMO... you’re gonna make me—”

He never finished that sentence.

🏥 Medical Statement

Doctors have advised him to stop watching the stream and seek immediate emotional support.

🔴 WANTED 🔴
SMO

Crime

First-Degree Button Murder Attempt

Reward

$1,000

He is extremely easy to catch.

Additional Charges

  • Excessive teasing
  • Unlawful pressure
  • Repeated clicking after multiple warnings
  • Attempted destruction of Elias's last brain cell

Official Fox Trap

A box. A stick. And one cold Coca-Cola.
That's literally it.

⚠️ DO NOT APPROACH

They are believed to be armed with a mouse and absolutely no self-control.

If spotted: DO NOT CALL HIM CUTE. The fox gets flustered way too easily. 🦊

PUT HIM IN CHASTITY. 🔒
May he get caught. 😭